Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Job References for Captain Elias' Civilian Identity

All quotes are entirely accurate and true.*


"I curse the day he was born."
       -Thanos the Mad Titan

"He's an incredibly fast learner with great ideas, a big heart and...what was that last thing?"
        -11th grade English teacher, kept on retainer.

"His shape is comely and pleaseth mine eyes."
        -Thor action figure at 2am

"He knows who I am."
        -George Eliot

"I wish I had his creative instincts and grasp of cultural trends."
        -Joss Whedon

"Wow! Just...wow."
         -IGN

"He is the chosen one."
        -Morpheus




*Except for those that aren't.

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