from The Guardian:
"He said he had acted instinctively to chase the intruder away, and believed his costume may have added impact. 'As soon as he saw me his eyes went wide with terror,' he said. 'He looked like he had had a few drinks and decided to do a late-night break-in, but he hadn't counted on the God of Thunder living here.'"
Kenneth Brannaugh should start the casting process with this guy.
Thor vs. a Burglar