Thursday, January 8, 2009

Pound snow, ya mook

Obama to appear in Amazing Spider-Man #583


The celebrated Chicago thug will join beloved wife Michelle in gracing our favorite medium. I suggest, but hardly expect, a new Kingpin of Crime story line. And I loudly applaud Spider-Man's confusion upon seeing Biden and mistaking him for the Vulture. One thing's for certain: J. Jonah will have to rethink his stance on Spidey once he sees his newest ally.



1 comment:

  1. YOU'RE GETTING ME MIGHTILY DEPRESSED, CAPTAIN. LIKE THE NINJA TURTLES FROM THE PRIMODIAL OOZE THERE IS A NEW SUPERHERO EMERGING FROM THE CHICAGO CESSPOOL. IS SPIDEY GONNA BUY HIS HOUSE THROUGH THE CONVICTED REAL ESTATE SPECULATOR? WILL HE TEACH YOUNG WEATHERCHILDREN HOW TO MAKE A LOVELY HOME EXPLOSIVE DEVISE SO THE LOCAL POLICE STATION CAN GET WHAT SHOULD BE COMING TO THEM? GOD DAMN AMERICA! FINALLY, WE GETTING OURSELVES SOME CHANGE.

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