Sunday, January 18, 2009

Prostitution Free Zone

DC officials have posted these signs in an attempt to discourage pay for play during Obama's immaculate inauguration.

The wording however leaves something to be desired as I find it could easily be encouraging the very act it is aimed to deter. Kind of an inauguration rebate, a generous donation of inspired hookers who want to contribute to the new common good.

Not to mention the lobbyists who will misinterpret the signs and end up taking the long way around to the US Capitol.

I can only hope the next four years will go faster than high school.

1 comment:

  1. I'm worried: this sign may be misinterpreted and nobody from the Messiah's home town will come to the canonization... ah, I mean inauguration. Tragic!

    Suggestion: Small print clarification: " Friend and Lovers from the Crook county - welcome!".